9 quotes found
“I've never met a problem a proper cupcake couldn't fix.”
“I'm not sure if you even want me around or if you just feel sorry for me. I'm not sure of anything.”
“Mom asked for a cupcake miracle? Well, here comes the freaking holy angel of icing, at your service. --”
“Would 'sorry' have made any difference? Does it ever? It's just a word. One word against a thousand actions.”
“Have some carrots. They're good for your eyes.""Then you have some fries. They're good for your... I don't know. They're just good.”
“See, some people politely encourage their tone-deaf friends to sing. Some people even convince them to go on live television and audition for national competitions. But me? I am not that friend.”
“He turned the entire living room into an airport, complete with a four-foot-high LEGO traffic control tower and a fleet of paper planes, plastic army pilots taped safely into their cockpits. From d...”
“Everyone says that the internet is so awesome because you can connect with people from all over the world, but I think its the opposite. The internet doesnt make it easier to connect with anyoneit ...”
“But once in a while, you pick the right thing, the exact best thing. Every day, the moment you open your eyes and pull off your blankets, that's what you hope for. The sunshine on your face,warm en...”
