“I would love to slap you right now, but Im currently wielding a nine pound ball and Im afraid that would be called murder.”

“How did you find me? If you hacked into the Clubs computer to look up my appointments - "Whoa, I think you overestimate me, shitlord. Last time I checked all I did was be in the wrong place at the ...”

“The waitress scuttles away, and I make a shooing motion at the old couple whore still glaring. Dont you have something to better to work on? I hiss. Like golfing or eating prunes or dying? The old ...”

“Hairy monkeyballs! I hiss. Dogshit on a stick! Puke pancakes! A head pokes in. Wren, green eyes smiling, walks over to my bed.I knew you were awake. Who else spews such original and captivating swe...”

“I leave her to chemically combust and find Wren in the student council office, filling out extremely interesting paperwork. Hes buried behind piles of the stuff. I can barely see tufts of his blond...”

“I would love to slap you right now, but I’m currently wielding a nine pound ball and I’m afraid that would be called murder.”

“Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.”

“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”

“Aside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information? Bones asked, getting back to the subject. You to take me, she replied at once. Not gonna happen! I spat, squ...”

“A court that wouldn't just change the world. It would start the world over.”

“Red in the head, Silver in the heart”

“I have a theory that the answers to all of life's major questions can found in a John Mayer song.”