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“Mew - mew. Mew.” I jump back from her finger swipes. “I am fluent in pussy, but I have no idea what this fucking means, Georgia.”
“The Widdern — the non-magical world, where science rules and many people believe that magic only exists in books. They’re wrong.”
“There was a ringing in his ears, like a dead phone line that he couldn’t hang up on.”
“The covenants are thus fulfilled through the teamwork of the whole Trinity”
“There’s one last reason why none of us ever tries to escape. There are a few of us who just don’t have anywhere else to go.”
“Unlike Joseph her husband, Mary is neither upright nor pious, but she is not blame for this, the blame lies with the language she speaks if not with the men who invented it, because that language h...”
“Dear Grimm, we’re not in Emerald anymore.” I started to hyperventilate.Rexi remained sprawled on her back. She barely opened an eye at my hysterics. “Duh.”
“First, I spit out a mouthful of dirt. Then, I screamed at the sky. “That’s it! I’ve had it! Everything is trying to kill me! All I did was make one stupid wish. Aladdin made three. I’m the hero of ...”
“The Bell System is like a damn big dragon. You kick it in the tail and two years later it feels it in its head.”
“Pray as if everything depended on God and work as if everything depended upon man.”
“My house got robbed in New York. I didn't even call the police. I wanted to, but I couldn't. My crib is too nice. It's not that it's too nice, but it's too nice for me. You know how the police are ...”
“I don't even know why people do crime. They want to catch you, they're gonna catch you. They can. They got forensics. You ever seen forensics? Those guys find clues nobody else thinks about looking...”
“Is it me, or do commercials have nothing to do with the products anymore? You dig? I don't even know what a fucking commercial is about until the end. Every one is a surprise nowadays. You seen tha...”
“I was at a party. Some guy gave me some shit. He's like, Here, man. Take this. It's fucking mushrooms. I took it, I forgot all about it, you know. Then a couple days later I found that shit in my p...”
“If you're an American, you're a racist. We're brought up from the beginning to think in generalizations. We never look at the individual. We rarely look at the individual. I'm a racist. I know I'm ...”
“A black man would never dream of talking to the police high. That's a waste of weed. I'm serious. I mean, I'd be scared to talk to the police when I'm sleepy.”
“Have you ever watched, like, a cartoon that you used to watch when you were little, as an adult? That shit is wild shit. It's some wild shit. I mean, like, I was with my nephew. We sittin' there, w...”
“White people do not like to talk about their political affiliations. It's a secret. You ever ask a white guy who's he voting for, like, Hey, Bob, uh, Bob, who you gonna vote for? Dave! Dave! Whoa, ...”
“Like, see, I'd never vote for George Bush Jr., but I don't know George Bush Jr.'s politics. Only thing I know about George Bush Jr. is that that guy sniffed cocaine. That's right. Now, listen, we c...”
