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Kazakhstani sprinter
“On the stand, I asked the witness, What's your occupation?Make-up artist.Objection! I replied, Lack of foundation.”
“Assassins: they got sass and live on sin.”
“When I lose control, I lose my cool and I pass the point of no RTN.”
“Let's play Russian roulette. If you win, I give you a Colombian necktie.”
“That stranger handed me a letter written in my beloved's tears. I opened it, and the letters faded away just like his love for me.”
“I put the bra in brand, and I top it!”
“On the stand, I asked the witness, “What's your occupation?”“Make-up artist.”“Objection!” I replied, “Lack of foundation.”
