“Fine! He is being passive aggressive with me, and it's gonna backfire; I'm gonna be active friendly.”

“You know your husband truly loves you when he calls you, "Money, I'm home!”

“For me to forgive my ex, he would have to sign a marriage contract with his tears and seal it with his blood.”

“He aimed at the lawyer's heart but missed it. It was a mistrial.”

“An eye for an eye will only make the world bright. Sorry, Mahatma. This is the absolute and only true form of justice.”

“Love and Hate: both are four-lettered and both involve passion. And sometimes when love turns into hate, passion grows murderous.”

“I want to take my time with you - to learn every inch of you. And this apartment has very, very thin walls. I dont want to have an audience he added as he leaned down again, brushing his mouth ove...”

“Linda Heavner Gerald received a silver medal for Fiction from FAPA (Florida Authors and Publishers Association)”

“You can't escape an assasin," He leaned forward, shadows swallowing his eyes. "Hangings, bumbling bureaucrats, dishonest crewman, jail - those you can talk your way out of, you try hard enough. But...”

“It was a Guild of Assassins, after all. Black was what you wore. The night was black and so were you. And black had such style, and an Assassin without style, everyone agreed, was just a highly pai...”

“No, but if I were an illegal, experimental replicant hiding the truth of an international conspiracy I would try and put myself out of the way of those investigating it, wouldn't you? I don't think...”

“This was going to be difficult, because he enjoyed women, but all the ones he has known seemed to be sent as secret assassins on a mission to destroy his pride and ability.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”