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“I hate you," I muttered.Noah smiled wider. "I know.”
“You smell good," he whispered into my neck. He was warm against me. Instinctively, I arched back into him and smiled. "Really?" "Mmm-hmm. Delicious. Like bacon.”
“Noah shifted on the bed, and the oddest crunching sound came underneath him. I looked, really looked, at the bed for the first time."What," I asked slowly, as I eyed the animal crackers strewn all ...”
“I planted a kamikaze kiss on Jamies cheek.FUCK, he shouted, wiping it off. What if you killed me! He threw a Skittle at my face. It hit my forehead.Ow!Taste the rainbow bitch.”
“Have you made any other friends since we've been here?"I gave him the death stare. "Yes, actually.""Who? I want a name.""Jamie Roth.""The Ebola kid? I heard he's a little unstable.""That was one in...”
“You like them," I realized.Noah's eyebrows lifted in question."Like as people.""As opposed to...furniture?""They're my PARENTS.""That is my understanding, yes.”
“I wish we could make out in your bed."Noah sighed. "As do I, but I'm afraid we have ritual burning to conduct.""It's always something.""Isn't it though?”
“I have never read The Joy of Crap. Sounds disgusting. I have, however, read The Joy of Sex. Not in a while, but I think it's one of those classics you can come back to again... and again.”
“Your level of neuroses will only find love in a made-for-TV movie.”
“Thinking something does not make it true. Wanting something does not make it real.”
“There is no truth," Stephanie said mysterously. "Only perspectives.”
“I was just going to say it reminds me of the symbols on a family crest.Noah stopped mid-stride, and turned very slowly. Were not related.I know, butDont even think it.”
“Asscrown," I muttered under my breath as I headed to my next class. I wasn't proud of swearing at a complete stranger, no. but he started it.Noah matched my pace. "Don't you mean 'assclown'?" He lo...”
“I stifled a yawn. "It's too early to be such an asshat, Daniel.”
“I want to shake them for their ignorance and scream that their Sistine Chapel is filled with cracks.”
“The two of us snuggled like quotation marks in his room full of words.”
“Why?' He asked.'Why what?' What could I say? Noah, despite you being an asshole, or maybe because of it, I'd like to rip off your clothes and have your babies. Don't tell.”
“Thanks. Seriously, you must have better things to do with your life than waste it on the hopeless?''I've already learned Parseltongue. What else is there?''Elvish.”
“You are like fire; you will burn wherever you go. If contained, channeled, you can bring light, but you will also always cast a shadow.”
“My brother spent a large portion of the agonizingly slow drive to school banging his forehead on the stearing wheel.”
