158 quotes found
“Good advice is usually given by someone who was once a bad example.”
“Who am I to judge me?”
“While the man is putting on it's shoes, the woman can buy dozens of high heels.”
“I will take all my rights! Can you deliver them to my house?”
“He asked her for coffee, but she wanted tea instead.”
“He has his head in the clouds. He must live in a skyscraper.”
“His boat sank. They were all on his side.”
“I've learned my lesson. I know nothing.”
“In his life there was only one woman. The other one.”
“No air, no balloons!”
“They were all on his side. Hi boat sank.”
“You have the chance to remain silent. Everything you say will be misused.”
“Children are our future. Unfortunately, we are their past.”
“Journalists are never hungry. They swallow everything.”
“Love is worth dying for, said the spermatozoid.”
“Turn off the lights! They overshadow my fame!”
“In searching for myself, I have created myself.”
“I saw an injured black cat. God knows, who has crossed her path.”
“Such an impolite person. He is honest with everyone.”
“Sheep dont need the shepherd to be what they are. The shepherd needs sheep to be what he is.”
