158 quotes found
“You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If youre smart, youll end up as a comedian. If youre not, youll end up as a clown.”
“The word is my weapon. FIRE!”
“If time is money and you wasted my time, then give me back my money!”
“Go to bed! Someone is anxious to come into your dream.”
“Once you drop a mask, you can never wear it again.”
“People will never get in touch with democracy. It's always surrounded by bodyguards.”
“Things are always either black or white. The grey in between is only a confusion.”
“Give a man a finger, hell put a wedding ring on it!”
“Playing a fool is the best paid role.”
“In the beginning there was the Word. Then we broke it.”
“Repeat a lie a thousand times and it become a successful political campaign.”
“They would sweep their poverty under the carpet if only they had one.”
“In women he doesn't trust! He is an atheist.”
“True friends chop the onions and cry together.”
“Women strive to be the change they want to see in the mirror.”
“I improvise therefore I exist!”
“Poor people! They build tunnels to reach the light.”
“My expectations for the future? A beautiful past.”
“I have a wide circle of friends, wide enough to keep them away from me.”
“If you don't understand it, it's art.”
