Quotes by Ilona Andrews

“Why had I wasted all my time pretending to be someone I wasn't? I was tired, so very, very tired of standing on my own brakes. I felt...right. I felt free.”

“The judge's massive eyebrows crept up. "Kaldar. Are you the one speaking for the plaintiff today?" "Yes, Your Honor.""Well, shit," Dobe said. "I guess you're familiar with the law. You hit it over ...”

“I was so happy to be out of there. Barabas, if you werent battingfor the other team, Id marry you.He grinned. If I werent batting for the other team, I would accept yourproposal. You had me at No c...”

“The vampire gagged. The muscles of its neck constricted, widened, constricted again, and it disgorged a six-inch-long metal cylinder onto my desk. The bloodsucker grasped it, twisted the cylinders ...”

“I suggest you give up now. According to my research, in a vampire-werewolf love triangle, the vampire always gets the girl.”

“He leaned toward me. Suddenly the space between us shrank."I will do everything in my power to ensure your survival, and should the need arise, I will put myself between danger and you." His voice ...”

“I like home. Its warm and there are books.”

“Hey, would you look at that shit?"I turned on my heel. The patrons whod fled at the first hint of trouble had come back and were enjoying the spectacle."Clear out!" I barked.They paid me no mind. A...”

“Nothing kills a party like an oversize metal hedgehog.”

“If she died as a result of this journey, it wouldn't be because of slavers. It would be because Richard's inability to communicate would give her a heart attack.”

“Man can't handle the chaos. Oh, you can understand it in the abstract, as long as you don't think about it too hard. But at the core of it, whenever humans come against chaos, they deal with it in ...”

“Mom?" Mother turned to Grandmother."What?""She's going to lunch with her kidnapper!""Take a picture for me," Grandma said.”

“She had only two modes of operation: complete control or complete insanity.”

“The mage pulled my knife out of his side and looked at it. Nice knife. The voice was deep but female.I threw my second knife. The blade bit into the mages chest. Shit. Missed the neck. Here, have a...”

“Give me a few minutes.You have time. He sat in the grass.Are you just going to sit there and watch me?Yes. Watching pretty peasant girls is what we poor little rich boys do best.Peasant?He shrugged...”

“Since I've moved here, you have shown up at my door eight times. I obey the laws, I pay my taxes, and I haven't even gotten a parking ticket in my entire time as a driver. Yet if anything at all ha...”

“I opened my eyes really wide and fluttered my eyelashes at him. "I'm sorry, I must've missed your coronation ceremony. Silly me." from Clean Sweep”

“You see, the mailman saw your husband during one of his walks.""He's my fianc," I told her. "We are living in sin."Heather blinked, momentarily knocked off her stride, but recovered. "Oh, that's ni...”

“We can get you a throne with snakes. Ill stand next to you and roar at anybody who fails to grovel. Fear Kate Daniels. She is a mighty and terrible ruler. Grendel can anoint the petitioners with hi...”

“Mad Rogan: "Resistance is futile."Nevada: "You are not assimilating me!”