Quotes by Henny Youngman

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Comedian · American · 1906–1998

American comedian (1906–1998)

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“My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad but New York City? ”
— Henny Youngman
Time City New York

“You can't buy love but you can pay heavily for it.”
— Henny Youngman
beginnings

“I wanted to become an atheist but I gave it up. They have no holidays.”
— Henny Youngman
humorous

“My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him.”
— Henny Youngman
professions work

“I know what I'm giving up for Lent: my New Year's resolutions.”
— Henny Youngman
religion

“I don't fly on account of my religion. I'm a devout coward.”
— Henny Youngman
religion

“Don't move! I want to forget you just the way you are.”
— Henny Youngman
thank yous closures

“You can't buy love but you can pay heavily for it.”
— Henny Youngman
beginnings