“I lack formal education. So I'm left with the feeling that I'm smarter than everyone around me but that if I ever got around really smart peoplepeople who went to universities and drank wine and sp...”

“... its a nice days work when you make a lot of people smile.”

“Books are temporary , dicks are forever”

“Those who work, knows the strength of labour.”

“I only have so much willpower, Helen," he whispered. "And since you apparently sleep in the most ridiculously transparent tank top I've ever seen, I'm going to have to ask you to get under the cove...”

“I'm infatuated with you, I cannot deny it. Physically speaking, you're a very attractive man. But I don't like you, the vast majority of the time. So far as I can gather, you behave abominably in p...”