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American writer
“It was common knowledge that big, bad city boys spent the bulk of their time sleeping around, coiffing their hair and posting pictures of food on the internet.”
“Oh, sweet! New man meats made it to town, yall. Lets gobble.”
“My momma says we dont need a man to do our chores for us, cause we are smart and capable and I believe her even though Saras mom says men were born to be our slaves, we just have to know how to man...”
“He was here! And he was performing live and in-person girl pornhousehold tasks!”
“The air smelled like testosterone and manflesh again. (That was a thing, right?)”
“If youd rather not go with me, I will completely understand and wont hate you for more than a day. Maybe two.”
“Giving up is the only sure way to fail.”
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I might be a vampire so I don't give a shit. I'll heal”
“But if anyoneso much as threatened them because of what Kaiahad once done, she would turn the Slumber PartyMassacre into Blood, Bath and Beyond, adocumentary by Kaia Skyhawk.”
“So...have you ever thought about dyeing your hair punk-rocker-chick black? As I'm sure you've heard, I have a thing for brunettes and always avoid blondes." "I've heard. And no." "Too bad. Because ...”
“The on and off thing is kind of annoying, isn't it? First with Cole, now with Gavin. "Maybe you need a tune up." I rolled my eyes. "I'll just pop into the supernatural ability repair shop sometime ...”
“Scars speak for you. They say you're strong, and you've survived something that might have killed others.”
“And okay, fine. If you have to kiss her, you have to kiss her. And believe me, I do not envy you. That's taking one for the team a little far. I mean, I think I'd rather endure the stabbing myself ...”
“Evelyn: There's nothing wrong with embracing one's emotions.Brittany: Mom, You don't just embrace your emotions, you make love to them hard-core.”
“Happy to say you passed the sobriety test. Sad to say you failed the asshole test.”
“Nicolai, the Dark Seducer as his people called him, had been in bed, but not alone. He was never alone. He was a man known for the violence of his temper as well as the deliciousness of his touch”
“Honestly, I'd rather be anywhere else. Even home, where my dad begins almost every conversation with, "You should lose the black clothes and wear something with color." Puh-lease. Like I want to lo...”
“His name is Tyson? I hate to break it to you, but you dated a brand of chicken.”
“Have you ever wondered what a witness is? It's someone who has died, who lives in heaven and watches over the lives of those she loved. That's what I do. I watch you. I cheer you on. I hurt when yo...”
“Back off, asshole. I haven't had a woman today, so I'm in no mood for this kind of bullshit. ”
