“Work is the greatest thing in the world. So we should save some of it for tomorrow.”

“The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.”

“There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.”

“There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.”

“Babies are such a nice way to start people.”

“Unhappiness is in not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.”

“Smart Technology is making us stupid.”

“Smart is what you learn from others. Wise is what you learn from yourself.”

“You looked a little bit smarter when your stupidity lessened a lot.”

“The more clearly you understand yourself and your emotions, the more you become a lover of what is.”

“There are only two ways to live your life: as though nothing is a miracle, or as though everything is a miracle.”

“The moral of the tale is, don't live for the approval of others. The real you is here to find out the secret of life, not to satisfy someone else's opinion.”

“Since the beginning of time, the ignorant have always screamed the loudest...They celebrated their intolerance as proof of their convictions. Now after all these years, mankind had finally managed ...”

“I often think that men don't understand what is noble and what is ignorant, though they always talk about it.”

“At least if you were ignorant, you could do what you wanted, you had no idea what had been achieved in the past. You were free, instead of chewed at by bleeding impotence, dissolved away like a pea...”