“Work is the greatest thing in the world. So we should save some of it for tomorrow.”

“The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.”

“There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.”

“It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.”

“There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.”

“Babies are such a nice way to start people.”

“But to believe that getting stuff is the purpose and aim of life is madness. ”

“The more I want to get something done the less I call it work.”

“Many people achieved important goals in their lives, but hardly any of them seemed any happier for it. Even worse, some complained that other areas of their lives had suffered along the way. The re...”