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“Zed and Sky had stayed behind and were chatting with Will, Sky sitting on Zed's knee as if nothing was going to get them apart again in a hurry. Victor and Uriel were playing cards at the kitchen t...”
“Now, I dont think Im a stupid guy. Im just an average guy who doesstupid things.”
“He puffed out his pigeon chest and waddled across the room towards me. With his feet pointing outwards, he looked like a fat duck with a grievance.”
“The moment my niece came into the world, I realized that logic can't make sense of someone who's so brand new to you.”
“If you arent paranoid before you arrive in this city, give it a few weeks and you will soon notice it creeping in, dripping into your subconscious like a leaky tap. The trick is not to give a flyin...”
“Maybe she has a wrinkle on her face in just the right place and I find it attractive. Maybe she says all of her statements as questions and I find that endearing. Maybe she swallows instead of spit...”
“I imagine you dream of me on the nights I dream of you. I'm always so confused by the platonic way we enjoy each others company. We talk about so many things that I can't recall when I wake up. How...”
“I had a dream about you last night. Our vices had wings and our fears could breathe fire. There was nowhere to hide and we were trapped alive. So you reached for your sword and slashed my arm, waki...”
“If everyone could just live near the ocean, I think we'd all be happier. It's hard to be down about anything knee deep in the sand.”
“During the shoot in November 2003, I was vaguely aware of the stylists sulky demeanor and eye-rolling vibe, but I blocked her out. Some fashion people are snotty drama queens; this is not news. Wha...”
“Xavier, you have given me more grey hairs than all my sons put together. Saul frowned, then corrected himself. To be fair, you and Zed. Just try not to add to them tonight.”
“We have enough money. You don't want to be Uncle Daddy.”
“I can be a stupid girl inside of a crazy woman at times over you. If I werent, you should be worried! We all do stupid shit. I might as well be a fool for someone worth it.”
“Sure Im alone but I dont feel lonely. Some people regard loneliness as a disease and to be honest, this is the first time in years I have been totally alone. No girl around to put my hand under her...”
“The Internet has given us 10 or 15 new styles of communication: long messages like blogging, and then short messages like texting and tweeting. I see it all as part of an expanding array of linguis...”
“What passes for sports coverage is terribly sycophantic.”
“I was a per diem floater in the same junior high school I went to. I sat in the office and made $42.50 a day, and whenever a teacher was absent, I'd substitute. I taught everything from English to ...”
“My older brother Joel became an art teacher my brother Rip ultimately became a television producer and singer and actor himself. ”
“To this day, with all of these muscle-bound guys, nobody hit the ball further than Mickey Mantle, with his natural strength.”
“Academics don't normally manage to alter people's way of thinking through their strength of argument.”