“The clown was an evil one. Theyre either good or bad, and this one was definitely the latter.”

“He puffed out his pigeon chest and waddled across the room towards me. With his feet pointing outwards, he looked like a fat duck with a grievance.”

“The clown was an evil one. They’re either good or bad, and this one was definitely the latter.”

“Now, I don’t think I’m a stupid guy. I’m just an average guy who doesstupid things.”

“He puffed out his pigeon chest and waddled across the room towards me. With his feet pointing outwards, he looked like a fat duck with a grievance.”

“Now, I don’t think I’m a stupid guy. I’m just an average guy who doesstupid things.”

“Jesus Christ, it's like living with Stevie bloody Nicks,' I said, 'only without the cocaine, which would be more fun.”

“There was a thing called Heaven; but all the same they used to drink enormous quantities of alcohol."..."There was a thing called the soul and a thing called immortality."..."But they used to take ...”

“Happiness is my drug of choice.”