Quotes by Bill Watterson

“Genius is never understood in its own time.”

“If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.”

“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.”

“Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?”

“I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.”

“Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.”

“If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.”

“Mothers are the necessity of invention.”

“Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running. ”

“The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.”

“Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.”

“It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.”

“People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.”

“Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?”

“Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?”

“Specifically, I’d like to debate whether cannibalism ought to be grounds for leniency in murders, since it’s less wasteful.”