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“Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!”
“I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.”
“Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty. Ms. Worm...”
“Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?”
“Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!”
“I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!”
“True wisdom consists in two things: Knowledge of God and Knowledge of Self.”
“Im trying to decide whether to tell you two to get a room or go barf in the trash can, Emma said. Im leaning toward the second choice. You are both getting way too weird. And gross.Cal barked out a...”
“I’m trying to decide whether to tell you two to get a room or go barf in the trash can,” Emma said. “I’m leaning toward the second choice. You are both getting way too weird. And gross.”Cal barked ...”
