Quotes by Joey Adams

“Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.”

“A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.”

“Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.”

“Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.”

“Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'”

“Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.”