52 quotes found
Newspaper columnist · American · 1944–2007
American newspaper columnist (1944–2007)
“Guns do kill. Unlike cars, that is all they do.”
“I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics.”
“I've always found it easier to be funny than to be serious.”
“I believe in practicing prudence at least once every two or three years.”
“I believe that ignorance is the root of all evil.And that no one knows the truth.”
“Margaret Atwood, the Canadian novelist, once asked a group of women at a university why they felt threatened by men. The women said they were afraid of being beaten, raped, or killed by men. She th...”
“It's all very well to run around saying regulation is bad, get the government off our backs, etc. Of course our lives are regulated. When you come to a stop sign, you stop; if you want to go fishin...”
“Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay atten”
“As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office.”
“Politics is not a picture on a wall or a television sitcom that you can decide you don't much care for.”
“I believe all Southern liberals come from the same starting point--race. Once you figure out they are lying to you about race, you start to question everything.”
“I am not anti-gun. I'm pro-knife. Consider the merits of the knife. In the first place, you have to catch up with someone in order to stab him. A general substitution of knives for guns would promo...”
“From orphanages to space colonies, it was all shallow but endearingly enthusiastic futurism. Gingrich was the kind of person who read a book or two on something and would then be quite afire as to ...”
“It is possible to read the history of this country as one long struggle to extend the liberties established in our Constitution to everyone in America.”
“When I was first diagnosed, I went out, as a book person, and got some books on cancer and looked up my version of the disease. It said that I had about a 5 percent chance of survival. I said, 'Gos...”
“Many a time freedom has been rolled back - and always for the same sorry reason: fear.”
“Anyone who watched George W. and Karl Rove while the former was governor of Texas will recognize a familiar pattern. Like much of Bush's social policy - from faith-based social services to railing ...”
“The stakes they play for in politics are paper and money. The chips they play with are your life.”
“The thing is this: You got to have fun while you're fightin' for freedom, 'cause you don't always win.”
“I think one can easily make a case for taking out Saddam Hussein. In fact, one could probably be made on humanitarian grounds alone. But just as there's a downside risk to doing nothing about this ...”
“Keep fighting for freedom and justice, beloveds, but don't forget to have fun doin' it. Lord, let your laughter ring forth. Be outrageous, ridicule the fraidy-cats, rejoice in all the oddities that...”