“There's a lot of nice things about Denver. I just don't for the life of me know what they are.”

“My husband managed to cram four years of college into five.”

“Lord if you can't make me thin - can you make all my friends fat?”

“There's a lot of nice things about Denver. I just don't for the life of me know what they are.”

“Lord if you can't make me thin - can you make all my friends fat?”

“I never gossip but I can give you the names of certain people who do.”

“He could sell the Pope on financing a Mormon tabernacle.”

“Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large.”

“My mother said "You won't amount to anything because you procrastinate." I said "Just wait."”

“I mean, you may cause others a spot of bother by your weaknesses, perhaps, but coping with you may possibly increase their strength and sympathy. But if you sin deliberately, even if it seems only ...”