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“Chlamydia, today´s most common cause of venereal disease, does the equivalent of hiding in the police station.Schistosomes of the mansoni type go a step further and essentially steal police uniform...”
“One of the first things we teach medical students is to listen to the patient by taking a careful medical history. Ninety percent of the time, you can arrive at an uncannily accurate diagnosis by p...”
“In common with librarians the world over, the two women were used to dealing with a disproportionate quota of odd people acting strangely.”
“He tried to look up more about magical curses online – but as usual, the internet wasn’t a huge help, and mostly just its best to convince him he was about to die. - 'Only Human' by Meredith Katz”
“described the Internet as “a series of intestines, laid out by a goatherd’s son, spewing bile at both ends”
“I used to have a lot of faith in humanity before the advent of the website "comment" section.”
“You're not a book person. And now you're not an internet person? What does that leave you?”
“Mind you,” said Ponder, “the universe does have a rhythm. Day and night, light and dark, life and death—” “Chicken soup and croutons,” said Ridcully. "Well, not evert metaphor bears close examinati...”
“His smile was so wide he’d have had to break it into sections to fit it through a doorway”
“Sports fans eat shit.”
“The guys who play it [soccer] are kinda dumb. Why don't they just kick the crap out of the guy in front of the net? Then they could score all they want.”
“All right gentlemen, we have a job to do. At approximately 01:30 tonight, three children made an escape. Our job is to find them and bring them back. Every minute the factory is down, I lose two th...”
“Perhaps they are singing songs to you,' he said, 'and I just think they’re asking me questions.' He paused again. Sometimes he would pause for days, just to see what it was like.”
“Auntie Yang is not hard of hearing. She is hard of listening.”
“He spoke in a trembling voice that didn’t seem to be entirely in sync with the movement of his lips. That’s because sound travels slower in halitosis.”
“PHI is one H of a lot cooler than PI!”
“Crew up, Nailer!" Lucky Girl shouted. "You think I'm going to pull your ass up here like a damn swank?”
“The story of how I left Huckleberry begins -- as do all worthy stories -- with a goat”
“This is the last time Abel lets the humans make the plans.”
“Abel. I can’t let you…sell your body.”“The transaction is closer to a rental.”
