369 quotes found
“Smartass Disciple : Master, why you keep telling about the truth? Nobody hears.Master of Stupidity : O Yea. They hear but don't listen. Anyway, no fun in silent.”
“When some things don’t work out, other things do.Some of life’s most memorable and fun experiences happen precisely because things don’t go as planned.”
“What were you chanting when you gave me your blood?”“More of my vampire magic. I cast a healing spell to aid the powers of my blood.”She sniffled, her nose stuffy. “It was better than Vicodin.”“Vic...”
“The signs of excessive indulgence in this destructive pastime are easily detectable. They are these: A disposition to eat, to drink, to smoke, to meet together convivially, to laugh, to joke, and t...”
“Prepare yourself for some bad news: Ronald Reagan’s library just burned down. Both books were destroyed. But the real horror: He hadn’t finished coloring either one of them.”
“Mother Nature doesn't care if you're having fun.”
“Nice! There's no fun in nice. I'll be myself and you'll all love me for it.”
“Daddy loved his son. Daddy believed his son walked on water. Daddy, Mike had long ago decided, was an idiot.”
“Pursuing fun is exhausting. Having fun is just fun. Much more relaxing just to do your work, don't you think? I mean if you enjoy it.”
“What kind of motel sells condoms?" "My favorite kind of motel?”
“That’s all there is to life, you know. Fun things, we just need to remember to enjoy them or we waste it all.”
“Well, I’ve had my fun; I’ve had it, he thought, looking up at the swinging baskets of pale geraniums. And it was smashed to atoms—his fun, for it was half made up, as he knew very well; invented, t...”
“It was a strange trek — the sullen leading the apathetic, followed by the confused, all tailed by the inveterately amused.”
“You can’t think of anything? Anything you might need a man for?”Berry blinked slowly, then gave him a wide smile. “Are you talking about sex? Because if you are, there are plenty of products on the...”
“Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed.”
“Apollo. I’m the fucking Lord of the Underworld. Do you honestly think I need to get my jollies by lying to others? I can think of so many better things to do.”
“You’re probably wondering: why were Medusa’s kids a golden warrior and a winged horse? And how had they been stuck in Medusa’s body all those years?Heck, I dunno. I’m just telling you how it was. Y...”
“When younger, he had been fun-loving to the point of tedium.”
“I never saw "being different" in and of itself as the point to "being Goth" -- dressing different from most others, maybe, but the point to me was to get together with people who liked the same mus...”
“Kiss me twice, I am schizophrenic .. Kiss me ten times, I am obsessive!”
