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“My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now...”
“My sweet naughty girl I got your hot letter tonight and have been trying to picture you frigging your cunt in the closet. How do you do it? Do you stand against the wall with your hand tickling up ...”
“Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's.”
“There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts.”
“I swear by the self-assurance with which elderly men sitting in public tilt sideways to allow the gas to escape loudly.”
“What happened next well, I'm going to blame it on the fact that I was scared. And I had just flown or fallen or something through about eighty years worth of Time. Or maybe it was the beans. I fart...”
“What happened next… well, I'm going to blame it on the fact that I was scared. And I had just flown or fallen or something through about eighty years worth of Time. Or maybe it was the beans. I far...”
