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“Hey, Carlos," the Professor says when he walks in. "How was REACH?""It sucked.""Can you be more specific?" my guardian asks."It really sucked," I elaborate, sarcasm dripping from every word.”
“Next time I want to do something nice, slap me.”
“Dios mio, I think my brother lost his balls somewhere between here and Mexico. Or maybe Brittany has them zipped inside that fancy purse (of hers).”
“Can I request another peer guide, One who isn't so happy to be at school at 7:30 a.m.?”
“Girls like you want to cut guy's nuts off and hang 'em from your rearview mirror.”
“Youre not the only one in this relationship who loves achallenge, he says. And just so you know for the future, I like my double-chocolate chipcookies warm and soft in the middle . . . and without ...”
“Do you ever lose the ego? Westford asks me.Yeah. When his daughter kisses me, my ego flies out the window.”
“I want to make sure Kiaras got a boyfriend who has more to offer than a hot bod and a face that could make angels weep.”
“You know what you need?What?You need to think about what a badass bald man would do in this situationThere are no badass bald men. By definition.What about Dwight D. Eisenhower? Carlos suggested.Pr...”
“Do I hear a challenge? she whispers, Oh, Carlos. You know I cant resist a challenge.”
“Just so you know, Im goin to enlist.Im proud of you. But why?I groan against the pain but manage to give him a half smile. I want to make sure Kiaras got a boyfriend who has more to offer than a ho...”
“Thats not the only reason Im stayin, chica. I cant leave you any more than I could walkout that door right now while my leg is busted up. I was just thinkin . . . should we tell yourparents now or ...”
“You’re not the only one in this relationship who loves achallenge,” he says. “And just so you know for the future, I like my double-chocolate chipcookies warm and soft in the middle . . . and witho...”
“Do you ever lose the ego?” Westford asks me.“Yeah.” When his daughter kisses me, my ego flies out the window.”
“I want to make sure Kiara’s got a boyfriend who has more to offer than a hot bod and a face that could make angels weep.”
“You know what you need?”“What?”“You need to think about what a badass bald man would do in this situation”“There are no badass bald men. By definition.”“What about Dwight D. Eisenhower?” Carlos sug...”
“Do I hear a challenge?” she whispers, “Oh, Carlos. You know I can’t resist a challenge.”
“Just so you know, I’m goin’ to enlist.”“I’m proud of you. But why?”I groan against the pain but manage to give him a half smile. “I want to make sure Kiara’s got a boyfriend who has more to offer t...”
“That’s not the only reason I’m stayin’, chica. I can’t leave you any more than I could walkout that door right now while my leg is busted up. I was just thinkin’ . . . should we tell yourparents no...”
