119 quotes found
“Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.”
“A fool and his money are soon parted.”
“Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.”
“I know a lot of people think I'm dumb. Well, at least I ain't no educated fool.”
“No one ever found wisdom without also being a fool. Writers, alas, have to be fools in public, while the rest of the human race can cover its tracks.”
“He dares to be a fool, and that is the first step in the direction of wisdom.”
“A fool and his money get a lot of publicity.”
“I no have education. I have inspiration. If I was educated, I would be a damn fool.”
“Being flirty is a way of letting a guy know you're interested without making a fool out of yourself.”
“When my body is covered and disappears, it's not about the relationship between me and the wall, but the relationship between me as an individual and those slogans which are used to fool the public.”
“Every success story has a parent who says, 'over my dead body.' Every success story has an old person who walks up to you and says, when you're acting the fool, 'you know I worry about you sometimes.'”
“If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.”
“Ridicule is the first and last argument of a fool.”
“You may be able to fool the voters, but not the atmosphere.”
“When I got married in 1991, I had never been to a wedding, so I didn't know that my wedding was tacky. I didn't know that I was getting married in a quinceanera dress, because there was nobody ther...”
“A person is a fool to become a writer. His only compensation is absolute freedom.”
“An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with, insists on boring future generations.”
“Any fool can make history, but it takes a genius to write it.”
“They must take me for a fool, or even worse, a lunatic. And no wonder ,for I am so intensely conscious of my misfortune and my misery is so overwhelming that I am powerless to resist it and am bein...”
“Half is better than none unless it be of a wit.”