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“It’s certainly TOUGH being AWESOME all the time, but I do it so the kids have someone to look up to!”
“Ear demons are totally real," Cody said. "They're what make microphones like these ones work. They're also what tell you to eat the last slice of pie when you know Tia wanted it.”
“Please don't arrest me.""Listen to me, I'm not going to arrest you, ok? I'm not a cop.""Are you sure?""Am I sure I'm not a cop? yes, I'm sure.""You could be undercover.”
“You promise?""I cross the place where my heart used to be and wish to be even more deader than I am now.”
“I can't tell you how may beautiful women have broken up with me because they were bored. I can't tell you because it never happened. They all adored me." "It was your humility, wasn't it?”
“What are we going to do when we get into the temple, anyway? Are we going to fight our way through the Necromancers on our”
“You tried to kill me. Don't think we won't be telling that story to our kids someday," David said."Kids?" she asked, feeling breathless."You heard me," he said, eyes intent. "At least three of them...”
