505 quotes found
“Nothing bonds two solitary individuals like a good shared drunk. This is a scientific fact. Its important, even necessary for the long-term welfare of the planet to get good and shit-faced with you...”
“Its the bonds forged over baijiu, more than anything else, that keep me coming back for another ganbei despite the hiccups, figurative and literal. You can learn more about someone after three shot...”
“He was so drunk that he would have stubbornly denied that he was.”
“I've found, though, that people are more likely to share their personal experiences if you go first, so that's why I always keep an eleven-point list of what went wrong in my childhood to share wit...”
“I was a fool, alone, preparing to do what every fool did at such timesI was going to a bar to drink myself smart.”
“I drink because I wish to multiply my sufferings.”
“Alcohol does not solve problems but becomes a problem in itself”
“I'm more than a few neurons shy of a synapse right now, and it feels absolutely fan-fucking-tastic.”
“Up until Prohibition, an apple grown in America was far less likely to be eaten than to wind up in a barrel of cider. (Hard cider is a twentieth-century term, redundant before then since virtually ...”
“That was how Sinner got his first taste of anything other than the froth on his father's ale. It made you grimace, but if you drank enough it felt like discovering an entire hidden room in your own...”
“I stopped rowing for a moment to glug down some water, but it was warm, tasted of plastic, and failed to refresh. I yearned for an ice-cold drinkpreferably one with bubbles and alcohol in it.”
“You are dehydrated," I said. "The result of alcohol taken in excess. But that is the only way to take it. It is the only way to do a man any good.”
“I have a question. Is it okay to drink while you're pregnant...if you're planning on giving the baby up for adoption?”
“My mother agreed to aid my abuse of alcohol but only if I promised never to tell my newly converted Mormon sister, whose identity I had stolen.”
“She was well primed with a good load of Delahunt's port under her bellyband.”
“Farrell had seen pure white drunkenness before, but not often enough to recognize it at sight. He knew the thing itself, however--the freight train rattling and lurching comically from hilarity to ...”
“Did Ida never look for him?" Dieter asks."She didn't believe in spirits.""And what became of Henry?""Oh. From time to time you can still hear him calling. My father heard his voice himself.""Every ...”
“There was a kindliness about intoxication - there was that indescribable gloss and glamour it gave, like the memories of ephemeral and faded evenings.”
“I sit there and think how it isn't fair that I can't drink at all, even a little. I realize I have crammed an entire lifetime of moderate drinking into a decade of hard-core drinking and that is wh...”
“If you want to keep your dignity intact, stay away from tequila.”
