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  • Family — The ties of kinship, parenting, and unconditional love
  • Health — Well-being of mind and body, and the pursuit of vitality
  • Humor — Witty observations and humorous takes on everyday life
  • Marriage — Partnership, commitment, and the journey of shared life
  • Religion — Exploring belief systems, worship, and spiritual practice

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