“Don't worry, everyone is mentally ill, they just haven’t figured out a name for yours yet.”

“You know, my poor grandmother once told me that the way to a mans heart was through his stomach. Life has taught me that its actually a few inches lower.”

“I was never sure what possessed Guy and Teo, 2 alien princelings to land in Paris that day.”

“Contrary to popular belief, people always say "It was a pleasure doing business with you". It is the only thing that has stayed with me after an assignment. Always mix business with pleasure. That ...”

“Love, like madness, can only fill the models that society makes available.”

“PTSD in its rawest form is a death sentence which causes many veterans and others to execute themselves in hope to be free.”

“That millions of people share the same forms of mental pathology does not make these people sane.”