“I m not funny, really m not !!! I just tell people the truth, and then they start laughing and say haha you are funny...but seriously m not!!!”

“You dont need a stage to prove that youre a bad speaker.”

“Don't worry if you've been labeled as weird. Who wants to be classed as normal in an insane world?”

“Guess it's high time we add the 8th vow in marriage promising that we shall spend time with our husband or wife more than with social networking sites!”

“You know, my poor grandmother once told me that the way to a mans heart was through his stomach. Life has taught me that its actually a few inches lower.”

“I was never sure what possessed Guy and Teo, 2 alien princelings to land in Paris that day.”

“Don't worry, everyone is mentally ill, they just havent figured out a name for yours yet.”