I never had much of a vocabulary. In fact, my friend Bob Schneider would still be alive today if I'd known the difference between antidote and anecdote. He got bitten by a copperhead, and I'm telling him funny stories out of Reader's Digest. His head started to swell, I said This ain't working. He goes, READ FASTER!!
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Ron White was a contemporary American comedian. Ronald Dee White is an American stand-up comedian, actor and author, best known as a charter member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Nicknamed "Tater Salad", he is the author of the book I Had the Right to Remain Silent But I Didn't Have the Ability, which appeared on the New York Times Best Seller list. Read more on Wikipedia →