My wife's cooking's gotten a lot better since she learned the smoke alarm wasn't a timer. I had to tell her, Honey, the food's done before that particular buzzer goes off!

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Ron White was a contemporary American comedian. Ronald Dee White is an American stand-up comedian, actor and author, best known as a charter member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Nicknamed "Tater Salad", he is the author of the book I Had the Right to Remain Silent But I Didn't Have the Ability, which appeared on the New York Times Best Seller list. Read more on Wikipedia →

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