Yesterday, I was sitting on a beanbag chair naked, eating Cheetos and...[audience cheers], I was flippin' through the television and I saw Robert Tilton. He's a televangelist from Dallas, and uh, he was staring at me. And he said this. He said, Are you lonely? [shrugs] Yeah. Have you spent half your life in bars, pursuing sins of the flesh? [Takes a sip of his drink] This guy's good! Are you sitting in a beanbag chair, naked, eating Cheetos? [shocked look] YES, SIR! Do you feel the urge to get up and send me a thousand dollars? Close! I thought he was talking about me there for a second! Apparently, I ain't the only cat on the block that digs Cheetos.
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Ron White was a contemporary American comedian. Ronald Dee White is an American stand-up comedian, actor and author, best known as a charter member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Nicknamed "Tater Salad", he is the author of the book I Had the Right to Remain Silent But I Didn't Have the Ability, which appeared on the New York Times Best Seller list. Read more on Wikipedia →