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Phyllis Diller was a 20th-century American comedian and actress. Phyllis Ada Diller was an American stand-up comedian, actress, author, musician and visual artist, best known for her eccentric stage persona, self-deprecating humor, wild hair and clothes, and exaggerated, cackling laugh. Read more on Wikipedia →

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“A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.”
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“Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance?”
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“Money's scarceTimes are hardHere's your fuckingXmas card”
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“Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.”
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“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”
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“We spend the first 12 months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next 12 months teaching them to sit down and shut up.”
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