“Yes, some mistakes leave their mark, like the infidelity stains in the backseat. But in time they do fade.”

“People are like songs to me. About 60 seconds in, I'll know whether or not to add them to my 'favorites.”

“Many have balls but only a few have heart.”

“Help people.Be interested.Make a difference.Live passionately.Go comando.”

“The reality is that people reach for a Bible when they're feeling lost. But if they hadn't shelved it, maybe they wouldn't have gotten lost.”

“I'm convinced that everything I do will have a better outcome than the person who failed at it before me, because its the only reality I choose to accept.”

“I spit out to my heart and my mind. when you collect them together, they can not show the resistance of a average dick.”

“Am I racially kin to this man? Baynes wondered. So closely so that for all intents and purposes it is the same? Then it is in me, too, the psychotic streak. A psychotic world we live in. The madmen...”

“I was just turned last week. I'm a librarian."He stilled, as if I'd just told him I was the inventor of the tube top. "I watched a movie about a librarian once. Well, she was a librarian by day, a ...”

“The heart has its reasons which reason knows not.”

“Men work together,' I told him from the heart,'Whether they work together or apart.”

“Goodbyes are only for those who love with their eyes. Because for those who love with heart and soul there is no such thing as separation.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”