“People are like songs to me. About 60 seconds in, I'll know whether or not to add them to my 'favorites.”

“Youve jerked my heart more than your dick.”

“Many have balls but only a few have heart.”

“Help people.Be interested.Make a difference.Live passionately.Go comando.”

“The reality is that people reach for a Bible when they're feeling lost. But if they hadn't shelved it, maybe they wouldn't have gotten lost.”

“I'm convinced that everything I do will have a better outcome than the person who failed at it before me, because its the only reality I choose to accept.”

“Because our power is motivating, and gives momentum and ownership of changes to those who dream of failure.”

“Funny how the nature of a normal day is the first memory to fade.”

“Life is like a film screen: pictures come, make an impression, go, and then make a place for new pictures with new impressions which obscure the previous ones. Some of those old pictures fade, but ...”

“Someone told me the delightful story of the crusader who put a chastity belt on his wife and gave the key to his best friend for safekeeping, in case of his death. He had ridden only a few miles aw...”

“I thought women enjoyed affairs. I thought they got sparks of pleasure at the buzz of their phone, thought they ran around with a glow, their world suddenly on fire with new love. I thought they we...”

“If you're single and not committed, then go for it. The world's your oyster. But, if you're happily married and want to remain happily married, then the only oyster should be the one sliding down y...”