“Yes, some mistakes leave their mark, like the infidelity stains in the backseat. But in time they do fade.”

“People are like songs to me. About 60 seconds in, I'll know whether or not to add them to my 'favorites.”

“Youve jerked my heart more than your dick.”

“Many have balls but only a few have heart.”

“Help people.Be interested.Make a difference.Live passionately.Go comando.”

“The reality is that people reach for a Bible when they're feeling lost. But if they hadn't shelved it, maybe they wouldn't have gotten lost.”

“It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.”

“If I am going to be drownedif I am going to be drownedif I am going to be drowned, why, in the name of the seven mad gods who rule the sea, was I allowed to come thus far and contemplate sand and t...”

“I'm an Earth ecstatic, and my creed is simple: All life is sacred, life loves life, and we are capable of improving our behavior toward one another. As basic as that is, for me it's also tonic and ...”

“Things will happen when they should. When an event is forced, its outcome would be less than optimal.”

“Work is meant to create a desired outcome. If your work is not creating the dream, what are you working on?”