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“Someone told me the delightful story of the crusader who put a chastity belt on his wife and gave the key to his best friend for safekeeping, in case of his death. He had ridden only a few miles aw...”
“I thought women enjoyed affairs. I thought they got sparks of pleasure at the buzz of their phone, thought they ran around with a glow, their world suddenly on fire with new love. I thought they we...”
“If you're single and not committed, then go for it. The world's your oyster. But, if you're happily married and want to remain happily married, then the only oyster should be the one sliding down y...”
“It sounds like love just sort of happens, whether you want it to or not, whether youre married or not.”
“Why did God make women so beautiful and man with such a loving heart?”
“A pink razor is like a mouse, where ever it is the pussy will follow.”
