“Has anybody ever told you youre a remarkably cynical person?I like to think of it as learning from experience.”

“I dont sell spells, and I dont sell tricks. I dont carry illusions or marked cards or weighted coins. I can not sell you an endless purse or help you win the lottery. I cant make that girl youve go...”

“Ill use my divination and look into the future. Hey, you know what, Im seeing the future right now. If I stand here and wait, then in three minutes a trains going to come. And after that, another t...”

“Youre lucky you didnt know him back in his tech phase. There was this time in our second year when we were living in the same house. Kitchen table kept wobbling so Landis shoved this metal saucer u...”

“No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong.”

“They say the distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success, I believe you can say the same thing about the distance between good and evil.”

“A cynic always focuses on problems and not on possibilities.”