“I don’t sell spells, and I don’t sell tricks. I don’t carry illusions or marked cards or weighted coins. I cannot sell you an endless purse or help you win the lottery. I can’t make that girl you’v...”

“Ill use my divination and look into the future. Hey, you know what, Im seeing the future right now. If I stand here and wait, then in three minutes a trains going to come. And after that, another t...”

“Youre lucky you didnt know him back in his tech phase. There was this time in our second year when we were living in the same house. Kitchen table kept wobbling so Landis shoved this metal saucer u...”

“Has anybody ever told you youre a remarkably cynical person?I like to think of it as learning from experience.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“If I wasnt mated, and wasnt straight, and you were a Mage, and we hadnt made that pact for friendships sake, I would totally screw you.”

“See anything interesting out there in the woods of King Hall?”

“If I wasn’t mated, and wasn’t straight, and you were a Mage, and we hadn’t made that pact for friendship’s sake, I would totally screw you.”