“My love is pizza shaped. Wont you have a slice? Its circular, so theres enough to go around.”

“Im a fake fact factory. The things I make are the things I make up. Also, as a side business, I make love. Actually, I just made that up.”

“My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.”

“This book is full of empty love quotes. If you are looking for the meaning of life and love, then this book is for you. You wont find the answers here, of course, but youll be more encouraged than ...”

“I’m a fake fact factory. The things I make are the things I make up. Also, as a side business, I make love. Actually, I just made that up.”

“Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited.”

“My love is pizza shaped. Wont you have a slice? Its circular, so theres enough to go around.”

“My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.”

“This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man.”

“I love you like a fat kid loves cake!”

“Hard work should be rewarded by good food.”

“It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.”

“If I am going to be drownedif I am going to be drownedif I am going to be drowned, why, in the name of the seven mad gods who rule the sea, was I allowed to come thus far and contemplate sand and t...”

“I'm an Earth ecstatic, and my creed is simple: All life is sacred, life loves life, and we are capable of improving our behavior toward one another. As basic as that is, for me it's also tonic and ...”