10 quotes found
“You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.”
“There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.”
“I don't eat fast food, but I can't live without pizza.”
“Pizza is no longer on my diet.”
“I think of dieting, then I eat pizza.”
“I went on a Hot Pocket diet where I ate two Hot Pockets every four hours. I only had the pepperoni pizza flavour. I didn't go anywhere near the cheeseburger macaroni.”
“I dream about 'Cheers.' Like when you go on a diet and you dream of pizza. I always think of those wonderful years. I loved working on it.”
“My favorite foods are things that aren't great to eat, like pizza.”
“The closest thing I use to beauty products is the grease on the pizza from John's Pizzeria.”
“I was a pizza delivery boy at the Pizza Oven in Canton. I wanted to get fired so bad, I actually wrecked the delivery car, but they wouldn't fire me because I was the only person they had working t...”