“Only about 3 percent of animal species are monogamous. A couple of penguins, some otters and a few other oddball critters. To these select few it comes natural to mate for life and never look at an...”

“Self-publishing a shitty book doesn't make you an author any more than singing in the shower makes you a rockstar or squeezing your pimple makes you a dermatologist.”

“If you call yourself an "authoress" on your Facebook profile, you suck at life. You are stupid and your children are ugly. It doesn't matter if you're just trying to be cute and original. You're no...”

“Men know that most women want to have an emotional connection with someone before they sleep with them. Men know that a lot of women think it's romantic to be friends first, and then the friendship...”

“When guys try to get a good job and make a lot of money, it's so that they can find a good mate, because they know women like guys with money. Big tits are to men, what big wallets are to women. A ...”

“We want to look desirable. We want others to want to mate with us. No different than a colorful peacock. When girls dress up for their night out at the club, they are doing what all animals do when...”

“Billionaires working hours are twenty-four seven. They dont wait till Monday.”

“A man.A really manly man with a lot of mannishness in his manliness.”

“Buffett does enjoy being a billionaire, but in offbeat ways. As he put it, though money cannot change your health or how many people love you, it lets you be in 'more interesting environments.”

“He was just beautiful. She'd never known a man could be beautiful, but he definitely was.”

“You knew me before I made my millions, and you were nice to me when you didnt have to be. Thats the kind of person I want in my corner.”

“Beautyisnt all about tooth whiteners, hard abs, and hundred-dollar lipstick. Beauty isabout growing old together, remembering when together, laughing together. If mypicture disgusts you, fine. Go l...”

“But you just got laid. Very well, I might add. Isnt that enough to tide you over for a while?Maybe for a woman. But if a man doesnt use the goods, they shrivel upShe rolled her eyes.and now that Iv...”