“He couldnt grab reality if he attempted the task with both hands.”

“If youre trying to tell me youre not used to mattering to someone, I might just bleed out right here on the floor.”

“The algorithms in his hard drive scrambled and his coding short-circuited. Like shed downloaded a virus right into his system, he got feverishly hot.”

“Lord, but did he grow up nice.”

“He could be doing quantum physics in his head or undressing her in his mindshed never know the difference.”

“He didnt know what was hotter, her Star Wars reference or the breathiness with which she spoke it.”

“Beautyisnt all about tooth whiteners, hard abs, and hundred-dollar lipstick. Beauty isabout growing old together, remembering when together, laughing together. If mypicture disgusts you, fine. Go l...”

“But you just got laid. Very well, I might add. Isnt that enough to tide you over for a while?Maybe for a woman. But if a man doesnt use the goods, they shrivel upShe rolled her eyes.and now that Iv...”

“She squeezed her thighs together, desperate for relief. Aiming for completion without doing something so deliberate as touching herself. Look ma, no hands!”

“It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.”

“There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends. I have no notion of loving people by halves, it is not my nature.”

“If I had a flower for every time I thought of you...I could walk through my garden forever.”

“An extended hand is the best weapon against a clenched fist.”

“If you want your life to stand for peace and kindness, it's helpful to do kind, peaceful things.”

“Demonstrating verbal kindness looks better on everyone know matter what the situation. There's a peace in the heart of the kind person who handles everything with love.”