“All porn stars on Animal Farm are equal but some porn scenes are more unequal than others.”

“Psychosis is person less persona, raving sincerity.”

“If the mind fits, shrink it.”

“My son, I dont believe in God, prayer, afterlife or miracles. You may disagree with me on all of these. Id prefer that you agree and reserve rebellion and independence over important issues instead.”

“When all seems hopeless, cross your fingers and stick with the secular prayer.”

“Self talk and self prayer: When you audible the first and correctly interpret, the white coats correct you in a nuthouse. When you audible the second and misinterpret, the dinner coats swear you to...”

“God turns you from one feeling to another and teaches by means of opposites so that you will have two wings to fly, not one”

“But why, why, why can't people just say what they mean?”

“Don't be afraid to be confused. Try to remain permanently confused. Anything is possible. Stay open, forever, so open it hurts, and then open up some more, until the day you die, world without end,...”

“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.”

“He's the sort of guy that gets a laugh out of people.”

“The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly.”

“The growthzone is the zone where teacher and student are both students.”

“Our problems dont stem from our ignorance so much as our disobedience of that which we know to be right.”

“The greatest poverty is the poverty of the mind.”