“A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.”

“If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door”

“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?”

“Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.”

“We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.”

“A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.”

“We accept the love we think we deserve.”

“All Earthquakes and Disasters are warnings theres too much corruption in the world ”

“Its only when youre at the bottom of the ladder that you ascend.”

“[W]hen it's slow, they send you home, and when it's busy, they expect you to stay late. They also expect you to be able to come in to cover someone's shift if a co-worker gets sick at the last minu...”

“Poverty entails fear, and stress, and sometimes depression; it means a thousand petty humiliations and hardships. Climbing out of poverty by your own efforts, that is indeed something on which to p...”

“A man may beg, but a woman has to sell.”

“The truth." Dumbledore sighed. "It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution.”

“The truth is rarely pure and never simple.”

“Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.”