“A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.”

“Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient”

“If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door”

“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?”

“Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.”

“We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.”

“Always think about the needs of others because being a part of a group isan essential characteristic of human nature.”

“The following are not my words, i have seen it some where . But i wish to share it here for every one ....Two ice cubes jump from fridgeThey laugh each other...Hug and Enjoy each other...Smile to e...”

“Nothing is easier than to find some individualsin any groupwho share a given writers opinion, and to quote such individuals as if their views were typical.”

“You can't suddenly know something just by assembling a committee of words! That's it! I'll assemble your comittee!”

“Two to three hours of studying a night, Is good medicine for the soul,I have tried this remedy,It never grows old”