“Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.”

“A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.”

“Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.”

“Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.”

“Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'”

“I want to die like my grandfather died . . . peacefully in his sleep. Not like the other three people screaming in the car.”

“I know a man who drives 600 yards to work. I know a woman who gets in her car to go a quarter of a mile to a college gymnasium to walk on a treadmill, then complains passionately about the difficul...”

“Go for the hum.”

“Of the big five factors in happinessflexible schedule, imagination, diet, exercise, and sleepmy pick for the most important is exercise.”

“Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.”

“News told, rumors heard, truth implied, facts buried.”

“She was no longer struggling against the perception of facts, but adjusting herself to their clearest perception.”

“Why look so far?When it is so near!”

“No matter how far down a path you go, if it's the wrong path, turn around and go back home - before it is too late.”

“The ugly people aren't accepted so far... but so far I don't the problem is ugly thing... it's because they are zombies... so far you can have and a night with a zombie!”