I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.
Demetri Martin.
“I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital.”
“Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.”
“Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say... sort of. It's just a filler. Sort of... it doesn't really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like... after "I love you".....”
“I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that's when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly swatter. And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry. And a roomma...”
“I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a pita. Why the pita? That counts as another mystery.”
“No one ever thinks about the guy who was raised by the guy who was raised by wolves.”
“He is beauty, inside and out.He is the silver lining in a world of darkness.He is my light.”
“The Sun is the light of the day.”
“As I discover, everyday is an adventure...so do what ever the Spirit tells you..don't do things out of drudgery or obligation...each day will unfold as it should...stay restful and try not to be in...”
“Not everyone may not think the way you do.”
“I think you're wrong.""Think what you like.”
“To think, to think, even with a split second left - to think was the only hope.”
“I will find you.In the farthest corner, I will find you.”
“The untold want, by life and land ne'er granted,Now, Voyager, sail thou forth, to seek and find.”
“It's written, 'seek and ye shall find'. But first, 'imagine what you seek'.Otherwise, you will end up searching everything everywhere forever.”